Women Rules!!!

We have heared “Men Rules” On Jad’s blog. Now here are the rules from the female side.
• Please note… these are all numbered “1″ - ON PURPOSE!

Lady Boss

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

1. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

1. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

1. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

1. The Female is never wrong.

1. (If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the Male did or said wrong.)

1. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

1. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

1. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

1. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

1. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

1. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

1. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

1. The Male who doesn’t abide by The Rules, can’t take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

1. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

1. At no time can the Male make such comments as “Insignificant” and “Is that all?” when the Female is complaining.

1. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

This is just for fun … Hope you enjoyed it!!!

5 Responses to “Women Rules!!!”

  1. sarah Says:

    This was very true ,yet very sweet )

  2. hisham Says:

    hey that is not fair

  3. 3aBBaS Says:

    Haha i am sure this will lead into a worldwide disaster… )

  4. wedad Says:

    bravo khokaaaaaaaaa, dayman bta’7di 7a2na ) they think they are smart… bs wala elhom da’7al.. their rules are silly a boy in kingraden can write them down D

  5. dragonsvamp Says:

    LOL this is beyond histaric…*sides hurt from so much laughing*

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