Archive for the 'Funny' Category

When Size Does Not Really Matter!

Yesterday; I passed by my friend at the Flavors Coffee Shop in Abdoun Mall where they have a small aquarium …

To tell you the truth; the last time I saw it I was really surprised at the size of the golden fish they have and I did not know that there are some golden fish of that size. There was this small lobster always at the bottom and I caught it n camera as it surfaced to the top which was another surprise because these species love staying at the bottom hidden between the rocks.

Lobster

So as I was saying, when I passed by yesterday I found that they have added a huge fish from this brand that cleans the aquarium but it was sinking below and not doing anything … we thought that she was just getting used to the environment. A few minutes later; we saw the lobster attacking the new fish, it held the tail with its clamps and started biting and eating bits of that tail … I was so taken aback that I took my camera out and shot the whole scene …

The lobster would not budge no matter how hard we tried to scare it away by knocking on the glass so they had to intervene by entering a long stick to force the lobster to let go of the poor fish that could not move throughout the whole ordeal …

After all, size did not matter here … that little thing was so determined and would not be distracted at all … isn’t nature a strange magnificent thing?!!

Posted on Friday, January 25th, 2008
Under: Animals, Days of my Life, Experiences, Funny, Interesting, Movies, Nature | 8 Comments »

Mothers Have the Toughest Job EVER!!!

My dear friend Salam sent me this link and I really enjoyed it and sent it to all my friends who would actually relate to it, i.e. moms who are juggling a hundred things per minute …

Tribute to all moms … enjoy it and learn to appreciate your moms and wives … and to all the moms out there; you should be really proud of yourselves … bless you )

Great, ha???

:D

Posted on Sunday, January 6th, 2008
Under: Around the World, Community, Family, Funny, Inspiring, Rants, Women | 4 Comments »

Who Said Animals Don’t Have Feelings???

This is super cute and I keep watching it over and over …

Watching these otters holding hands and showing this kind of affection makes me wonder … do we give animals enough credit? I think I am developing a new respect to these creatures … look how cute they are!!!

Simply Amazing!!!

Posted on Thursday, November 29th, 2007
Under: Animals, Around the World, Funny, Inspiring, Interesting, Movies, Nature | 3 Comments »

Buy a TV and Get a Free VAN!!!

I could not believe it when I first read this ad, but there it was with all its glory staring me in the face …

Ad

so there you have it my friends, if you want a VAN … all you have to do is buy a TV )

For those who cannot read Arabic; the ad says that you get a FAN if you buy a TV, but somehow the FAN turned into a VAN for my amusement D

Enjoy!!

Posted on Sunday, August 26th, 2007
Under: Amman, Craziness, Funny, Interesting, Pictures | 4 Comments »

Laugh Away People!!

Sometimes it makes you feel better to laugh for the sake of laughter and if I know right; laughter is a good exercise for the heart, so laugh away people … D

Isn’t that so cool? I want me one of those 8)
I am putting this as a ring tone P

Posted on Sunday, May 27th, 2007
Under: Clips, Funny, Inspiring | 3 Comments »

مذكرات موظفة

على فكرة … هاي القصيدة ما بعرف مين كتبتها بس عن جد ضحكت من قلبي لما قرأتها وحبيت أشارك فيها …

هذه القصيدة كتبتها إحدى الموظفات وتعمل في إحدى الوزارات في عمّان

عشرين عام مظن وانا بين الشغل والدار دوارة
من يوم عشت ع الدنيا وكنت صغيرة بالحارة
من ست سنين عمري اروح واجي بلا سيارة
ومن ذاك اليوم وانا الهث لما اني سرت ختيارة
جور الدهر شيبني وش ينفع الطب مع العطارة
تشتتوا اولادي وتقسموا على نسوان الحارة
فقدوا الحنان من صغرهم وحبل الود انمحت آثاره
كم مرة فكرت بالتقاعد وبتت ليلي محتارة
خفت من نقص الرزق ويا ريت نفعت الشطارة
اريد اقعد واريح فكري واريد ابقى في بيتي أمّارة
كل الأموال اللي جبتها ما سخيت لحالي باسوارة
طارت بالهوا بنفخة وكأني حطيتها بناره
ما زدت على حدا بشي ولا بيتي تزينت حجاره
ولا ركّبت برادي ولا أثثت مثل باقي الحارة
خسرت صحتي على الفاظي وانفجرت عندي المرارة
بالك شو اللي جنيته وتعبي كله راح خسارة
وقف نبظي وسكرت شراييني ودماغي تناثرت شراره
هنيال اللي ما طلعت من بيتها ولا عرفت الشغل ومراره
محظوظة وهي ما تدري وبعين جوزها دوم نواره
مالكة صحتها وتقوم براحتها واكثر وقتها تمظيه عند الجارة
ما تحسب حساب وتشتري ما تهاب ولا يهمها خراب البيت ولا عماره
تحضر المناسبات وتلبس أغلى البدلات لو كانت قد الفارة
الموظفة تعرفها بالحفلات شكلها مهلهل واعصابها منهاره
شعرها طاير ووظعها حاير وتنفث مثل البقرة الخوارة
تجي آخر الناس وقلبها محتاس كأنها مركبة لنفسها صفارة
دايما معصبة وما حدا يقربها مثل شغف القيثارة

Posted on Thursday, April 12th, 2007
Under: Amman, Arabs, Community, Craziness, Funny, Inspiring, Men, Middle East, Rants, Women | 16 Comments »

Morning Rants

I woke up this morning in a desperate need for more sleep; you see, I stayed late last night and now I know that I shouldn’t have, but the problem is that there is always so much to do and it seems that I need longer days. I woke up feeling tired and really craved a massage for my exhausted shoulders; sitting behind a desk for the most part of the day is not healthy at all, trust me I know the hard way.

Driving in the morning is another ordeal that one has to deal with especially among drivers who are late for their work or trying to get their kids to school or maybe just sleepy like I am this morning.

The weather outside my office is amazing and I would give anything to spend the day outside, or get a chance to walk around Amman’s suburbs without having to rush back somewhere. How I would love to be in Aqaba today and enjoy the sea that I miss so much; I guess a couple of days off are in order ha?

Last weekend, I went with my friends to see 300. This movie was really overrated because we all did not like it. It was more of an animated flick that reminded me of Sinbad’s adventures where the hero is aided by the forces of nature, but I told myself: this is a myth and it is normal in such tales to have these scenarios but the overall assessment from all of us that the movie was more comic than tragic because we did not stop laughing and that applied to everyone in the theatre, strange ha?

This weekend was different because I spent it at home and dad made us one of his famous BBQ’s but I had a fight with my favorite sister over a silly matter. It is true that things almost went back to normal without us having to say we were sorry but that’s the way things happen among sisters and that’s exactly what I like about family; you can go back right to where you started as if nothing happened because the main thing never changes; we are family!

Yesterday I finalized things with Royal Jordanian and I am now free. Wow! It is quite liberating to put closure to a stage and move on to the next; loose ends are always a big problem because they always come back to give you unnecessary headaches. The irony is that two weeks after I submitted my resignation, they ended the contract with my boss which was a great relief for me as he was the only one keeping me there.

I have a slight headache because I am still sleepy, Panadol anyone???

Posted on Sunday, April 8th, 2007
Under: Amman, Craziness, Days of my Life, Family, Funny, My Life, Rants | 3 Comments »

I am a Green Lantern … WooHoo!!!

I came across a very interesting test that tells you which character of a superhero you are … and I thought: hmmm; let me see which superhero profile fits me and this was my answer; I am a Green Lantern D

But wait a minute; I don’t know what a green lantern can do so I went to Wikipedia and it turned out that this is a historical character that was created back in 1940 … interested? Take a look!

Your results:
You are Green Lantern

Green Lantern
90%
The Flash
75%
Spider-Man
65%
Wonder Woman
65%
Superman
65%
Robin
60%
Iron Man
50%
Hulk
50%
Supergirl
45%
Catwoman
25%
Batman
20%
Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.


Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

But guys, look at the percentages … I am 75% The Flash, 65% Wonder Woman, Spider-Man and Superman … how about that? )

Relax … I am not going to jump off Le Royale and sing “I believe I can fly” … Sigh … I realize that I am only human )

Take the test for the sake of some fun!!

Posted on Friday, March 9th, 2007
Under: Around the World, Craziness, Funny, General, Interesting | 7 Comments »

Don’t Test Your Colleagues’ Patience!!

It really might backfire right in your face …

Seriously … what was he thinking??? :S

I am amazed at the other guy … he did not even say stop or anything … he just jumped him and started beating the crap out of him completely destroying the PC and desk in the process … WOW; we really live in a violent world!!!

Be careful from such pranks guys … you never know when someone will just lose it like our friend here D

Posted on Wednesday, March 7th, 2007
Under: Around the World, Craziness, Funny, General, Interesting, Men | 3 Comments »

Fe3lan Typical!!

Come to think of it; we tend to do that!!!

But he forgot the 1000 bye’s we say at the end of it … D

Posted on Monday, February 26th, 2007
Under: Amman, Community, Funny, General, Jordan | 1 Comment »